You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
now i know why i became what i already was.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He has the fingertips of a God
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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