out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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