I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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