can u get pink eye on your cock?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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