so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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