you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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