Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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