we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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