So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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