My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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