Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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