I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
