Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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