I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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