Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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