I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I think I sprained my soul last night
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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