Welp...herpes.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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