He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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