apparently the secret to your success is patron
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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