we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Did I show you my penis last night?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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