dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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