Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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