You're completely useless in the revolution.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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