No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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