Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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