i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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