check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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