Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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