i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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