The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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