the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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