how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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