I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
