i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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