In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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