that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wish i was in the wii world.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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