You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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