So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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