i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
