He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I'm really busy with my period
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