matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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