i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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