susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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