id be glad to
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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