But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
