Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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