from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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