let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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