What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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