What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i wish my penis had a tongue
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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