I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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