Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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