try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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