GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
