So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
